The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
favourite moments at HobbitCon [3/a lot] (video by filitheknifeless)
and here it is:
i’m never saying goodbye to you
What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.
I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.
Does this mean that when you aren’t actively having sex you become asexual?
In City of Glass Jace says to Sebastian “Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.” City of Heavenly Fire takes place around Christmas.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
THESE MAKE ME SO MAD
isn’t this basically what divides tumblr?