mrs-freebatchof221bbakerstreet:

i love this interview! 

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

celebrate-the-magic:

riversonghellosweetie:

willoughbywallabywoo:

“Tiny Bow & Arrow”

What you’ll need:

- sharp knife

- popsicle stick

- q-tip

-dental floss

I need this for class

Welp people are going to hate me now more than they already do

consultingg-detective:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

maim-or-seriously-injure:

words—are—weapons:

tardis-mind-palace:

thewinchestercave:

Do not pity the dead. Pity the living. And above all, pity those who live without love. - SuperWhoLock take on a Harry Potter quote

um excuse me but WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SOB

You made me feel bad for Anderson……

fucking anderson

captainlucifer:

meow—lex:

i cant even read that and i know exactly what it fucking says

mu5icliz:

thoki4ever:

bromance-enthusiast:

heyfunniest:

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”

“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”

“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”

“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”

“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”

“…”

“…”

“…THE CHILDREN!”

LMFAO

Oh my god i’m crying

moriartyse:

Did I leave the oven on?

SHIT.