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pure at heart
hatchworthsmoustache:


missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

9 seconds ago with 501,370 notes — via combustionwaltz, © youngsta-tes


anunexpectedhotdwarf:

favourite moments at HobbitCon [3/a lot] (video by filitheknifeless)

and here it is:

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52 seconds ago with 2,476 notes — via grumpybilbo, © anunexpectedhotdwarf


i’m never saying goodbye to you

1 minute ago with 498 notes — via klaine-is-endgame, © kurtsengaged


bunnywith:

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

Does this mean that when you aren’t actively having sex you become asexual?

2 minutes ago with 20,118 notes — via cityoflosthappiness, © hexgoddess


newtered:

In City of Glass Jace says to Sebastian “Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.” City of Heavenly Fire takes place around Christmas.

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cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

3 minutes ago with 436,816 notes — via bakingrad, © danfreakindavis


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bocksu:

isn’t this basically what divides tumblr?

5 minutes ago with 85,489 notes — via thinkisawakitty, © voldermorte